current plans

in case i die before writing an actual last will and testament thing, i want my coffin to be closed with a laugh track playing inside... no one should know i am not in it (don't tell) until after the video of my cremated body is shot up in a firework over the statue of liberty...

at least that's the current plan...

exposure

if you want to get naked, oh just do it

if you want to prove you did, submit photos here:
facebook, twitter, youtube

and for no apparent reason, text them to me
407-325-1482

got this anonymous phone call

and this guy told me about the end of days... see, first the president is assassinated in a terrorist attack takes out most of the north east usa and then the mormon candidate is elected because he is the only one left to vote for and the usa becomes the police state after the attack and the christ nation rises to declare war on all those who dare question the strict interpretation of the new testament as interpreted by joseph smith and his people and all non-believers are arrested for treason, along with a lot of other people for all sorts of reasons, because paranoia rages out of control and the majority of people remain silent because the threat of terrorist is so profound those who to question the government suddenly disappear, but then the guy's phone reception started breaking up and the last thing i heard was something about an underground movement believing they elected the anti-christ that is preparing for civil war...

i think the guy said his name was theomen or oma or something like that...

and the cookie said

After readying the every emotion,
there is understanding entering
the realm.





no really, that's what the cookie said.

learning experience

nights are long when the bladder is full
and you don't have a bathroom key
and you are in a strangers house
and you really really really have to pee

house cleaning

is a series of jobs i would like someone else to do...