put down your phone and enjoy your sex
what?
don't laugh your ass off too much, your pants will fall down
pants on the ground, pants on the ground (everybody sing)
s'cuse me but i've clearly been caffeinated tonight
i need a new phone, it can't keep up with my fingers
i need new fingers, they can't keep up with my brain
i need a new brain, but that's been obvious for years
LMAO!!!!!!!
poops, there go the pants
i mean ooops
see what i mean about the fingers?...
and then she said:
that's what she said
narf :)